This is a picture of the tiled floor of the bathroom of the apartment we are staying in. It looks like delicious wedges of blue cheese. Imagine a floor made of blue cheese. What a thing that would be. Nothing else in the apartment looks like food. There is, however, a strange blue stitched cloth hanging on the wall which looks like a Grecian cherub knocking one out.
Last night I squashed a mosquito in my sleep with my feet (take that!). The mosquito, or a friend of his, still bit me. We are currently 1-1.